Mom got pissed at me cus I forgot to make my bed this morning, I’m messy……. #SavingFoRACar #AlmostThere #ImBroke
Went tp coinstar to cash out my piggy bank, and I got “69” dollars back! Lmfaoo hellz yea!
My gurrrrrrrrrl ;D #magazine #model #guhhhh
Who the hell keeps drinking all this beer and leaving it on my porch….damn drunks
Who ever comes up with all these tweets, and invented these accounts is the funniest person ever! They’re fucking hilarious lmfao #Twitter
If you ain’t tried these right here I don’t know what you doin with yaself or what you’re waitin for #beer #AppleAle
The shit me and my dog encounterd while we were walking….lmfao this dude really sleepin in his trunk, damn. #random #turntup #faded #POWPOWPOW
Lmfao my mom is making my dog #turnup
